1 00:00:09,299 --> 00:00:13,260 I'm Everett Saunders, founder and CEO of Shazam Office Moving, 2 00:00:13,261 --> 00:00:16,180 where the wish for professionalism is our command. 3 00:00:16,181 --> 00:00:17,515 Shazam! 4 00:00:17,516 --> 00:00:19,600 The only way to train here is on the job. 5 00:00:19,601 --> 00:00:20,976 Sometimes in front of the client. 6 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:23,523 - The client pays your bills. - Real shit. 7 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:26,314 So to guarantee a paycheque from Shazam, just remember one thing. 8 00:00:26,315 --> 00:00:27,861 Not in front of the client. 9 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,444 Fuck all that fuckin' around and shit. 10 00:00:29,445 --> 00:00:31,445 So, saggy pants? Not in front of the client! 11 00:00:31,446 --> 00:00:32,697 Asking when you're gonna get paid? 12 00:00:32,698 --> 00:00:34,032 Not in front of the client! 13 00:00:34,158 --> 00:00:35,368 Cigaretty shirts... Coughing a lot... 14 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,159 Pissing too much... Not in front of the client! 15 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:38,702 Calling Human Resources... 16 00:00:38,703 --> 00:00:40,329 What? Asking to go for a smoke... 17 00:00:40,330 --> 00:00:41,705 Talking about your weekend... Smelling like shit... 18 00:00:41,706 --> 00:00:42,664 Threatening to sue me... 19 00:00:42,665 --> 00:00:43,707 Not in front...! 20 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:45,292 If you see this, stop that shit. 21 00:00:45,293 --> 00:00:48,004 - Du rags... - Du rags, uh... 22 00:00:48,005 --> 00:00:49,212 If the client's Black. 23 00:00:49,213 --> 00:00:51,050 If they're Black, it's okay. 24 00:00:51,175 --> 00:00:52,507 The client is your food source. 25 00:00:52,508 --> 00:00:54,343 You wanna get paid or what? Your meat and potatoes. 26 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:55,469 So shut up, then. 27 00:00:55,470 --> 00:00:57,138 Don't do shit in front of the client. 28 00:00:57,139 --> 00:00:58,388 Don't even talk to the client. 29 00:00:58,389 --> 00:00:59,640 I'm Everett Saunders. 30 00:00:59,641 --> 00:01:00,893 I am Shazam. 31 00:01:01,018 --> 00:01:02,060 You are Shazam. 32 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:03,727 We are Shazam. 33 00:01:03,728 --> 00:01:05,354 It's not fuckin' "Shazzum." 34 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,863 We also forgot "Fuck the joking, 35 00:01:13,864 --> 00:01:15,908 "fuck the farting, fuck the snack-eating." 36 00:01:16,033 --> 00:01:17,577 Not in front of the client, alright? 37 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:19,534 We got an easy day for you. Easy job. 38 00:01:19,535 --> 00:01:21,080 Carla, let 'em know. 39 00:01:21,205 --> 00:01:23,748 Uh, Wilcox Trading Co. is renovating their third floor... 40 00:01:23,749 --> 00:01:25,165 What? 41 00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:27,876 So we will be moving 50 employees to their fourth floor. 42 00:01:27,877 --> 00:01:29,422 Today's-- guys, come on! 43 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,089 Come on! Day one, liven up, man! 44 00:01:33,675 --> 00:01:35,718 Oh, you gotta be-- come on, bro. 45 00:01:35,719 --> 00:01:37,427 This guy Cloudy always askin' for the Wi-Fi. 46 00:01:37,428 --> 00:01:38,554 Always needs something, bro! 47 00:01:38,555 --> 00:01:40,098 Lastly, it's probably not the best look 48 00:01:40,224 --> 00:01:41,766 that our entire crew is in training, 49 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:44,602 so, as of today, you guys have been with us for five years. 50 00:01:44,603 --> 00:01:45,728 Congrats! 51 00:01:49,274 --> 00:01:51,777 The client needs to know that when they book with Shazam, 52 00:01:51,902 --> 00:01:54,444 they're bookin' a fuckin' pack 'a lions! 53 00:01:54,445 --> 00:01:56,950 Ricky, look, these guys just got fired yesterday. 54 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,615 We literally got fired because of you. 55 00:01:58,616 --> 00:02:00,953 And they're already back to the money today. 56 00:02:01,078 --> 00:02:03,621 Fam, we used to kick up in the security room and just chill. 57 00:02:03,622 --> 00:02:05,413 Wahhh! Lions! 58 00:02:05,414 --> 00:02:08,292 I will come and massage your back, and you know, 59 00:02:08,293 --> 00:02:10,294 make you feel good, give you good loving. 60 00:02:10,295 --> 00:02:11,713 Sorry we are late. 61 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,550 ...is love, 247. It's love. 62 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:18,134 Yeah, you. You know? 63 00:02:18,135 --> 00:02:19,637 I love you, my snowflakes. 64 00:02:19,638 --> 00:02:21,474 My obim, mi lolo. 65 00:02:25,602 --> 00:02:27,562 So, what did we miss? 66 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:29,646 You guys have been here for five years, 67 00:02:29,647 --> 00:02:31,314 and "not in front of the client." 68 00:02:31,315 --> 00:02:33,486 And stop saying shit about not having your papers, alright? 69 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:34,568 You're a legal citizen. 70 00:02:34,569 --> 00:02:35,735 Yes, boss, yes, boss. Legal. 71 00:02:35,736 --> 00:02:37,070 Alright, what'd you call me? 72 00:02:37,071 --> 00:02:40,159 Cool, so it's Ricky, Eric, Hassan, 73 00:02:40,284 --> 00:02:42,158 Marcus, Michael, and Mike the Bike. 74 00:02:42,159 --> 00:02:43,494 Where the fuck's Mike the Bike? 75 00:02:43,495 --> 00:02:45,121 Biking to site. 76 00:02:45,122 --> 00:02:46,957 That makes sense, alright. Alright, let's rock, niggas. 77 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:51,586 Hey, whoa! Hey, Ricky! No fuckin' saggin', bro! 78 00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:53,253 Not in front of the client! - Sorry, sorry! 79 00:02:53,254 --> 00:02:54,629 We can't be doing that out there! 80 00:02:54,630 --> 00:02:56,425 Okay, boss. 81 00:02:59,136 --> 00:03:00,760 This guy's not serious, man. 82 00:03:00,761 --> 00:03:03,014 Michael! Sorry, yeah, boss, boss! 83 00:03:03,015 --> 00:03:05,098 Give me a seat lift! Boss, boss... 84 00:03:05,099 --> 00:03:07,100 Watch my back, watch my spine! Watch my-- okay. 85 00:03:07,101 --> 00:03:08,521 Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn! 86 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,520 It's comin' in through the side. Heyyo, Hassan, Ricky... 87 00:03:10,521 --> 00:03:12,105 Bungee strap it to the wall. 88 00:03:12,106 --> 00:03:13,649 Michael, you sit on a milk crate. 89 00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:14,859 I'll catch you guys on site. 90 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:16,028 Boosh! 91 00:03:16,153 --> 00:03:17,696 I'm not riding in any milk crates, dawg. 92 00:03:17,821 --> 00:03:19,113 I'm driving my car. Ah. 93 00:03:19,114 --> 00:03:20,824 Hey, Mikey! 94 00:03:22,701 --> 00:03:24,367 I'm sorry... 95 00:03:24,368 --> 00:03:26,954 Mikey! Hey-hey! You do not leave your uncle! 96 00:03:26,955 --> 00:03:28,121 Marcus-- what the fuck? 97 00:03:28,122 --> 00:03:30,206 Yeah, what do you need the Wi-Fi for? 98 00:03:30,207 --> 00:03:33,169 Cro, didn't you get fired for being a cop? 99 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:35,380 Why you still movin' like that, officer? 100 00:03:35,505 --> 00:03:38,885 Hoooo-leeee, fam! 101 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,552 This man loves the law. 102 00:03:40,677 --> 00:03:42,218 Stop movin' like you own the spot. 103 00:03:42,219 --> 00:03:43,471 You're off duty, fam! 104 00:03:43,472 --> 00:03:46,058 I do! I do! The whole family does, Cloudy. 105 00:03:46,183 --> 00:03:47,974 So boom! Bless me with the Wi-Fi. 106 00:03:47,975 --> 00:03:50,228 Heh, cro, yo, use your data, straight. 107 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:51,729 Swing the passy, bro. 108 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:53,231 Cloudy, enough's enough, man. 109 00:03:53,357 --> 00:03:56,069 You come to the crib, you use up all the high-speed internet, 110 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,234 download [indistinct]. No, bro! 111 00:03:58,235 --> 00:04:03,241 Woowwwwwww. 112 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:04,825 Cuz... 113 00:04:04,826 --> 00:04:07,578 You're really not gonna bless mans with the Wi-Fi right now? 114 00:04:07,579 --> 00:04:09,371 After all mans did for you? 115 00:04:09,372 --> 00:04:11,750 Just leave my VR, man. Please, man. 116 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:14,376 What am I, a scientist? Bro! 117 00:04:14,377 --> 00:04:16,838 Nobody's worried about that nerd shit! 118 00:04:18,423 --> 00:04:20,008 Swing the passy, nigga! 119 00:04:21,969 --> 00:04:24,094 CLOUDYSAPUSSY, all caps, no spaces. 120 00:04:24,095 --> 00:04:25,930 These guys are fuckin' dissin'. 121 00:04:27,349 --> 00:04:28,683 Yo, who's that? 122 00:04:28,684 --> 00:04:29,768 Roll tru, door's open! 123 00:04:31,186 --> 00:04:34,188 What do you mean "roll through"? Cloudy! Yo! 124 00:04:34,189 --> 00:04:35,608 Yo, the tings are rollin' tru? 125 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,941 - It look safe. - Yeah. 126 00:04:37,942 --> 00:04:39,945 Listen, get out, man. I'm gonna sit there... 127 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:41,405 Eric, holla at me later, broski! 128 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:47,452 Roll out. 129 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,539 Eric, boss, please, can you stop 130 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,457 at the Country Style, please? 131 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:56,626 Fuck it, man, no. Eric, man, please. 132 00:04:56,627 --> 00:04:59,714 Look, look, no, no! Fuck it, Ricky. 133 00:04:59,715 --> 00:05:01,131 Nice. 134 00:05:01,132 --> 00:05:02,635 Bro, what's that smell? What? 135 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,969 - In the car. It smells like gas. - Yeah, it's bad. 136 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:06,804 That's Amir, yeah. He said he fixed that shit. 137 00:05:06,805 --> 00:05:08,306 - Brother, I can't breathe. - Everett! 138 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:10,142 Yo, I have asthma. Yeah, hold your breath. 139 00:05:10,267 --> 00:05:11,767 Trisha! What the fuck? What's the deal? 140 00:05:11,768 --> 00:05:13,477 Oh yeah, yeah, we gonna keep a handshake? 141 00:05:13,478 --> 00:05:15,270 Yeah, we're gonna keep it professional for sure. 142 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,315 - This your contract? - I got you on this job. 143 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:18,441 I'm the project manager. 144 00:05:18,442 --> 00:05:19,900 Trisha...? You're a project manager? 145 00:05:19,901 --> 00:05:21,277 You didn't think I'd make it? 146 00:05:21,278 --> 00:05:23,070 Nah, just... stepped it up. 147 00:05:23,071 --> 00:05:24,905 Looks like we all stepped it up since college. 148 00:05:24,906 --> 00:05:26,282 Don't-- don't mention college, okay? 149 00:05:26,283 --> 00:05:28,159 I don't want the client thinking I'm out here hiring 150 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,659 my friends and shit, okay? 151 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:31,412 Oh yeah, you're right, you're right. I'm cool, I'm cool. 152 00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:32,787 Yeah. 153 00:05:32,788 --> 00:05:34,914 - So, is this your crew? - Yeah, yeah, this is them. 154 00:05:34,915 --> 00:05:37,003 We got more, we got more. Yeah, [indistinct]. 155 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,297 Hey, hey, hey... 156 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:43,591 Turn the music down! 157 00:05:44,676 --> 00:05:46,844 Go to the warehouse! 158 00:05:46,845 --> 00:05:48,181 - Okay... - Yeah. 159 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,097 Looks like a real experienced group you got here. 160 00:05:50,098 --> 00:05:52,183 Yeah, no, these guys are sharp, these guys are sharp. 161 00:05:52,184 --> 00:05:54,018 These guys are like five years in right now. 162 00:05:54,019 --> 00:05:55,018 Incredible. 163 00:05:55,019 --> 00:05:56,188 He's new. He's new. 164 00:05:56,313 --> 00:05:57,854 He just got here from Cuba and shit. 165 00:05:57,855 --> 00:05:59,815 Everett, seriously... 166 00:05:59,816 --> 00:06:01,484 Can we at least pretend to be professional? 167 00:06:01,485 --> 00:06:03,029 Trust me, don't worry, we'll tighten up. 168 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,945 You gotta remember that we're comin' in cheap at 5K. 169 00:06:04,946 --> 00:06:06,112 10K. 170 00:06:06,113 --> 00:06:07,198 ...5K. 171 00:06:07,199 --> 00:06:08,534 - 10K? - I said 5. 172 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,450 - You said 10. - I heard what I said, 5K. 173 00:06:10,451 --> 00:06:12,285 You just said 10K. I heard what you said. 174 00:06:12,286 --> 00:06:13,828 I'm pretty fucking sure I said 5. 175 00:06:13,829 --> 00:06:15,875 - I heard 10. - Yeah, but I ended up saying 5. 176 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,291 Initially, at the end. 177 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:19,712 - You get a cut of this shit? - No. 178 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:22,003 But if Denise does ask, you're invoicing me for 10K. 179 00:06:22,004 --> 00:06:23,716 So you're getting 5, I'm getting 5. 180 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,340 You're getting 5 on my 5? 181 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:27,885 Between you and me, I think I'm about to get a promotion, 182 00:06:27,886 --> 00:06:31,224 and if I do, I'll be in charge of a fat-ass moving contract 183 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,556 that's being put together right now. 184 00:06:32,557 --> 00:06:33,975 Contract with you? For who? For me? 185 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:36,977 Hi, Denise. 186 00:06:36,978 --> 00:06:38,686 Absolutely, we're on our way. 187 00:06:38,687 --> 00:06:40,481 Fat contract with who? 188 00:06:40,482 --> 00:06:42,148 Alright, client's here. Let's get this shit done. 189 00:06:42,149 --> 00:06:43,859 Ahh! I just got doored! 190 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:45,238 Ooh, he's bleeding. 191 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,320 Please do not fuck up this promotion for me, okay? 192 00:06:47,321 --> 00:06:49,323 Handle this shit. - I got you. Yeah, no sweat. 193 00:06:49,324 --> 00:06:51,866 Go upstairs, you relax, you're good. I got it, I got it. 194 00:06:51,867 --> 00:06:53,494 Mike, nigga, shut the fuck up! 195 00:06:53,495 --> 00:06:54,703 I was doored! 196 00:06:54,704 --> 00:06:56,162 You'd think people would use their mirrors 197 00:06:56,163 --> 00:06:57,250 before opening their doors! 198 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,748 You good? You feeling good and shit? 199 00:06:58,749 --> 00:06:59,917 How many fingers? How many fingers? 200 00:06:59,918 --> 00:07:01,087 - Ah... - Yeah. 201 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,921 I don't... Ah, where the fuck is my lock? 202 00:07:03,046 --> 00:07:04,880 It's in your hands, bro. 203 00:07:04,881 --> 00:07:06,674 How the fuck-- how the fuck am I 204 00:07:06,675 --> 00:07:08,174 supposed to lock the fuckin' bike, dude? 205 00:07:08,175 --> 00:07:09,926 Do it somewhere else, do it somewhere else. 206 00:07:09,927 --> 00:07:11,344 Come on, come on, come on. 207 00:07:11,345 --> 00:07:15,515 Aah... 208 00:07:15,516 --> 00:07:16,851 Yo, Cloudz? 209 00:07:16,852 --> 00:07:18,602 One second, yo. This guy's dissin'. 210 00:07:18,603 --> 00:07:21,104 You think Eric will be cheesed if I cop a likkle shorts 211 00:07:21,105 --> 00:07:22,272 off his account? 212 00:07:22,273 --> 00:07:24,191 - It's sick? - It's a bill. 213 00:07:24,192 --> 00:07:26,279 But I think that's why I'm losing my scraps, cro. 214 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,447 - Cop that. - Yeah? 215 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,280 - Yeah, yeah. - Say less. 216 00:07:29,281 --> 00:07:30,864 This guy has thread money anyways. 217 00:07:30,865 --> 00:07:33,576 Oh, one sec, I hear the door. 218 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,414 Are you fuckin' crazy, bro? Fuckin' stupid... 219 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:40,791 Yo, where you going? 220 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:43,210 Where you going? Ho-leee! Ho-leee! 221 00:07:43,211 --> 00:07:45,130 This guy's swingin' on me, eh? 222 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:46,630 You fuckin' crazy, bro? Come 'ere! 223 00:07:46,631 --> 00:07:48,467 Yo, [indistinct]. 224 00:07:48,592 --> 00:07:50,301 This guy thinks I don't have a job! 225 00:07:50,302 --> 00:07:51,760 Man's got pepperoni! 226 00:07:51,761 --> 00:07:53,053 Yo, broski, see this? 227 00:07:53,054 --> 00:07:55,931 Yo, family, chill, B! Yo, broski! 228 00:07:55,932 --> 00:07:58,143 Broski! Yo, chill, broski! 229 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,312 Aaahhhh! 230 00:08:06,109 --> 00:08:07,818 You fuckin' knocked all the pizza, B! 231 00:08:07,819 --> 00:08:09,152 Oh, fuck. 232 00:08:09,153 --> 00:08:11,157 Alright, so, all the employees will now 233 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:12,991 be going to the fourth floor blue section. 234 00:08:13,116 --> 00:08:15,409 When you get up there, you'll notice that all the sections 235 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:18,120 are colour-coded and numbered off. 236 00:08:18,121 --> 00:08:20,496 So, red with red, blue with blue, grey... 237 00:08:20,497 --> 00:08:22,334 Oh, Grey is tricky. 238 00:08:22,459 --> 00:08:23,833 Tell them about grey. 239 00:08:23,834 --> 00:08:26,086 Yeah, so, grey will be split up 240 00:08:26,087 --> 00:08:28,087 because we did run out of colours. 241 00:08:28,088 --> 00:08:31,424 Um, uh, some will be going to the south side of the building, 242 00:08:31,425 --> 00:08:33,677 some in the centre by the bathrooms. 243 00:08:33,678 --> 00:08:36,639 We do all this so that when the employees come back to... 244 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,140 Hi. 245 00:08:38,141 --> 00:08:40,018 Uh, when the employees come back to work, 246 00:08:40,143 --> 00:08:42,102 it's the same set-up just a different floor. 247 00:08:42,103 --> 00:08:44,357 Mm-hm. Cool, yeah, no problem. Easy. 248 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,314 I didn't think I needed to say this, 249 00:08:46,315 --> 00:08:48,694 but no smoking or vaping in the building. 250 00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:54,865 He just quit. 251 00:08:54,866 --> 00:08:56,158 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 252 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:57,534 Is Cloudy on my VR? 253 00:08:57,535 --> 00:08:59,620 "Thank you for your purchase"? What the fuck? 254 00:08:59,621 --> 00:09:00,788 No, my baby! 255 00:09:00,789 --> 00:09:02,872 Okay, everyone good? 256 00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:05,458 Break, lions. 257 00:09:05,459 --> 00:09:07,879 Let's go back to the office. 258 00:09:08,004 --> 00:09:11,383 Yo, fucker, come off my fuckin' VR, 259 00:09:11,508 --> 00:09:13,007 stop callin' niggas at work, 260 00:09:13,008 --> 00:09:15,054 and stop runnin' up my credit card, bro! 261 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:16,681 Whoa. 262 00:09:19,599 --> 00:09:20,892 What the fuck...? 263 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,074 Oh, fuck! 264 00:09:38,201 --> 00:09:40,035 How the fuck I do that? 265 00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:47,709 Mikey? 266 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:49,088 Eh-eh. 267 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:51,045 Uncle Marcus, focus on your own bin, now. 268 00:09:51,046 --> 00:09:53,214 - Ah. Eh-eh-- - Ah. 269 00:09:53,215 --> 00:09:54,549 Ah! 270 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,592 - Ah-ah. - Ah-ah! 271 00:09:56,593 --> 00:09:59,264 Ah-ah! 272 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:01,433 Ah-ah! 273 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,394 Ahh-ahh! 274 00:10:12,777 --> 00:10:13,863 Continue working. 275 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:25,291 Let's go... Let's go, let's go. 276 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,041 It's bless. Bless. 277 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,982 Very full. 278 00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:55,152 Two chairs. 279 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,994 Two chairs... 280 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,091 - Yo. - Holy fuck! 281 00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:18,424 Dawg, I thought you were Everett! 282 00:11:18,425 --> 00:11:20,010 I just fuckin' shat my heart out. 283 00:11:20,011 --> 00:11:22,181 Is your boy Mike just gonna leave his bike anywhere? 284 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,972 Oh, fuck that. Bro, free pop. 285 00:11:24,973 --> 00:11:27,308 Bumped it earlier, a fuckin' soda fell out. 286 00:11:27,309 --> 00:11:28,854 I'm tryin' to fuckin' bump this shit. 287 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,020 So bounce me a drink right now. 288 00:11:31,021 --> 00:11:32,688 Fuck. 289 00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:34,149 Yo have to hit it properly. 290 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:35,818 You have to hit it strategically, like... 291 00:11:35,819 --> 00:11:38,030 Yeah? 292 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,951 - Ah! - Just hit it same time? 293 00:11:43,952 --> 00:11:47,163 A one-punch thing? 294 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,499 You tried pressin' the button? 295 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,210 No. No. 296 00:11:59,676 --> 00:12:01,219 - The next one! - Far out, bro. 297 00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:02,845 Far out, far out. 298 00:12:02,846 --> 00:12:04,056 - Send me dat. - Easy. 299 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,639 Ho-leee. 300 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,058 Lemme chill a little. 301 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,061 Zero work ethic. 302 00:12:10,186 --> 00:12:11,646 Everybody just chilling. 303 00:12:13,398 --> 00:12:14,733 We're workin'. 304 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:20,863 You have your bag? 305 00:12:22,157 --> 00:12:24,075 It's a lot. It's a lot of money. 306 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,534 It's a lot. 307 00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:27,160 Bullshit, bro. I dunno, man. 308 00:12:27,161 --> 00:12:28,913 I swear we be on the same train, 309 00:12:29,038 --> 00:12:30,582 like you be reading my mind, you know? 310 00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,918 - Kush man blessed. - Yeah, yeah! 311 00:12:34,919 --> 00:12:39,173 Show him why you're 28-0! 312 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:42,594 Ho-lee! Ho-lee! 313 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,722 Ho-lee! Ho-lee! 314 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,435 Okay! 315 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,604 Top dog out here, bruh! Top dog! 316 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,188 You're good, guy. You're good, yo. 317 00:12:54,898 --> 00:12:56,689 This guy's screamin' up the place, bro! 318 00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:58,358 Oh shit, he's not down! What the fuck?! 319 00:12:59,777 --> 00:13:01,112 Fam! 320 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:07,286 Ahhh.... hahaha! 321 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:08,620 Mikey? Yes, yes, yes. 322 00:13:08,745 --> 00:13:09,870 Be ready with 323 00:13:09,871 --> 00:13:11,122 Two, three... Up... high! 324 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,583 Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah! 325 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,216 It was already like this! Ha-ha-ha! 326 00:13:22,217 --> 00:13:24,804 Hey-hey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey... 327 00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:52,621 Hey. 328 00:13:52,622 --> 00:13:53,956 So, pretty much everything's on wheels 329 00:13:53,957 --> 00:13:55,122 and ready to go up. 330 00:13:55,123 --> 00:13:57,168 Is it cool if I break my guys for lunch? 331 00:13:57,293 --> 00:13:58,671 Make it quick. There's a sausage stand 332 00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,669 just outside the building. 333 00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:01,129 Ah, sausage. 334 00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:03,173 Oh, is sausage not good enough for your little lions? 335 00:14:03,174 --> 00:14:04,799 Nah, it's just, ah... 336 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,467 anything else, or...? 337 00:14:06,468 --> 00:14:09,136 Okay, well, I have a budget for lunch, so take it or leave it. 338 00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:10,181 I am so hungry! 339 00:14:10,306 --> 00:14:11,849 There's a chorizo thing outside. 340 00:14:11,975 --> 00:14:13,475 It's lookin' really yummy, man. 341 00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:15,602 Really, really yummy, so... 342 00:14:15,603 --> 00:14:17,189 maybe we can... 343 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:18,521 It's on Trisha. Yeah? 344 00:14:18,522 --> 00:14:19,857 Yeah. 345 00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:22,525 Really? Wow, thank you so much. 346 00:14:22,526 --> 00:14:24,696 Grab me if you need me in the lunchroom, yeah. 347 00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:25,987 Okay, sausage party! 348 00:14:25,988 --> 00:14:28,448 Don't say that. 349 00:14:28,449 --> 00:14:30,616 Seven hot dogs for seven my friends. 350 00:14:30,617 --> 00:14:32,370 Um... 351 00:14:32,495 --> 00:14:33,996 Okay, now, for me. 352 00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:37,332 Special for me. Do you have a... um... 353 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,541 a spicy chorizo? 354 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:41,002 No, boss, look. Two, two options. 355 00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:42,880 Hot dog, sausage. 356 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,881 Hot dog and saus... Two, you have? 357 00:14:44,882 --> 00:14:46,132 Only two, boss. 358 00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:47,885 Wow. 359 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:50,011 Polish... Uh... 360 00:14:50,012 --> 00:14:53,182 Okay, uh, let me get a... 361 00:14:55,435 --> 00:14:58,185 Let me do a... 362 00:14:58,186 --> 00:15:00,480 A little bit of... 363 00:15:00,481 --> 00:15:02,315 - There's two options, boss. - Yeah, this one. 364 00:15:02,316 --> 00:15:04,358 - Hot dog? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 365 00:15:04,359 --> 00:15:06,653 Do that one. 366 00:15:06,654 --> 00:15:09,074 Actually, man, you are going to hate me. 367 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,158 Let me do a... 368 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:13,745 the hot Polish... hot Polish sausage. 369 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:14,912 Come on, boss. 370 00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:17,539 Please. Sorry, please. I'm very sorry. 371 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,332 I give you big tip, man, don't worry. 372 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,500 - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 373 00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:22,376 And with that, let me have a, um... 374 00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:23,589 a Prite with that one. 375 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,172 Give me a Prite. - A Prite? 376 00:15:25,173 --> 00:15:26,339 - Yeah. - What's that, a Prite? 377 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:28,342 A Prite. Uh... 378 00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:29,929 - What is that? - The drinky, Prite. 379 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,220 - This one here. You have-- - Oh, no, boss, I'm sold out. 380 00:15:32,221 --> 00:15:33,889 This is, uh, display only. 381 00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:35,933 Display for people to drink it, right? 382 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,935 - Last one, please. I'm sorry. - Last one, last one. 383 00:15:38,061 --> 00:15:39,770 No, no, no, boss, boss, boss. 384 00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:41,440 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's display. 385 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:42,563 Boss... 386 00:15:42,564 --> 00:15:45,442 No, boss. 387 00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:47,943 Why you do that, boss? 388 00:15:47,944 --> 00:15:49,112 It's display. 389 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,116 You know what's funny? 390 00:15:53,117 --> 00:15:55,119 It doesn't taste like a display. It tastes like Prite. 391 00:15:59,248 --> 00:16:01,750 Ah-ah. Here you go. 392 00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,584 Thank you. Here-- oh! 393 00:16:03,585 --> 00:16:05,044 Bah! 394 00:16:05,045 --> 00:16:07,088 Here you go, Eric. Go, Eric...! 395 00:16:07,089 --> 00:16:09,382 Here, take it! 396 00:16:09,383 --> 00:16:11,092 Here, Hassan... 397 00:16:11,093 --> 00:16:13,636 - Are these ones halal...? - Uh, halal? 398 00:16:13,637 --> 00:16:16,307 Halal, halal... - Yeah. 399 00:16:16,432 --> 00:16:18,391 This one halal, 100%, just for you. 400 00:16:18,392 --> 00:16:19,979 Special for you. 401 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,062 Yo, who the fuck touched my bike? 402 00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:23,896 Hassan, you said you parked it right there, dude? 403 00:16:23,897 --> 00:16:25,316 Who the fuck moved my bike? 404 00:16:25,441 --> 00:16:26,650 Who the fuck moved my bike?! 405 00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:27,943 We had to move it. 406 00:16:27,944 --> 00:16:29,903 - Move it where? - It was in a bad spot. 407 00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:31,824 Mikey, Mikey... 408 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,656 Can't you see I'm eating? 409 00:16:33,657 --> 00:16:35,241 Who took my fucking bike?! 410 00:16:35,242 --> 00:16:36,242 Ah-ah! Okay?! 411 00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:37,285 Don't touch my fucking bike! 412 00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:41,247 Tell me about this fat-ass contract. 413 00:16:41,248 --> 00:16:43,082 What the actual fuck is going on? 414 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,291 It's just lunchtime shit. 415 00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:45,671 They'll be good after. 416 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,254 Oh, it's lunchtime. Why aren't you eating? 417 00:16:47,255 --> 00:16:48,674 It makes your burps stink. What's your-- 418 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,674 Just eat the fucking dog, you pussy. 419 00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:53,512 Listen, we'll go for coffee if you guys can get it together, 420 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,761 'cause this is actually fucked. 421 00:16:55,762 --> 00:16:58,347 What's your schedule like? 422 00:16:58,348 --> 00:16:59,518 Hi, Denise. 423 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:00,767 What's your schedule? 424 00:17:00,768 --> 00:17:03,856 - Absolutely. - What's your schedule? 425 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,689 - Okay, on my way. - What's your schedule like? 426 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,859 Dawg, security's on my ass about where you guys parked. 427 00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:09,192 We'll take care of it. 428 00:17:09,193 --> 00:17:10,860 Guys, guess what I'm talking about, man, guess! 429 00:17:10,861 --> 00:17:12,695 You guys know-- everybody know the movie, man! 430 00:17:12,696 --> 00:17:14,198 Alright, guys, guys... Diamond. 431 00:17:14,323 --> 00:17:16,866 Guys, guys... Guys, guys, talk to me, talk to me. 432 00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:18,617 "Say what's up to my little friend!" 433 00:17:18,618 --> 00:17:20,037 Time out, time out, time out. 434 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,040 Stuart Little, Stuart Little. 435 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,164 Scarface. 436 00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:23,456 What? What you say? 437 00:17:23,457 --> 00:17:24,542 Scarface. 438 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:25,709 That's the one! Scarface! 439 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,001 Alright, guys. Guys, guys, guys. 440 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,462 Ricky, Ricky ! Go move the van. 441 00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,504 The rest of you, lock in, man. 442 00:17:30,505 --> 00:17:32,382 Meet me on the floor in five minutes, alright? 443 00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:34,636 Let's get back into it. 444 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,347 Ah... oh! Ugh! 445 00:17:39,348 --> 00:17:41,348 Come on, man. And come off the [indistinct]. 446 00:17:41,349 --> 00:17:43,476 I don't know, but for this level of service, 447 00:17:43,477 --> 00:17:45,686 they're definitely overcharging. I mean, $10,000? 448 00:17:45,687 --> 00:17:47,814 You know, that's just the moving business. 449 00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:49,482 Any no-frills company like this 450 00:17:49,483 --> 00:17:51,358 will charge you about five digits. 451 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,403 We can definitely get something off the invoice, there. 452 00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:55,238 We can't just nickel and dime them 453 00:17:55,239 --> 00:17:57,531 because of a couple of mishaps, scrapes on the wall... 454 00:17:57,532 --> 00:17:59,408 Have you broads seen it? Yo! 455 00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:01,536 It was right here, where you said it would be-- 456 00:18:01,537 --> 00:18:02,747 Who's he yelling at? 457 00:18:02,872 --> 00:18:04,372 Oh my God! 458 00:18:04,373 --> 00:18:07,586 It was right there. Oh! Oh, no, the building's moving! 459 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,253 It's okay?! It's not okay! 460 00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:10,503 Everett... Everett. 461 00:18:10,504 --> 00:18:12,256 Oh my God. Are you... 462 00:18:12,381 --> 00:18:13,548 Fuck the pop! Wow... 463 00:18:13,549 --> 00:18:14,674 Fuck the pop! 464 00:18:14,675 --> 00:18:17,262 - Everything is fine. - It's fine?! 465 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,930 - It's okay. - Alright, all aboard? 466 00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:21,388 Yeah, come on. 467 00:18:21,389 --> 00:18:22,598 After you, please. 468 00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:24,850 Hop in the elevator, quick ride. 469 00:18:24,851 --> 00:18:26,394 Hey, my mom has that shirt. 470 00:18:26,395 --> 00:18:27,772 Please, after you. Oh. 471 00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:29,441 After you. Oh. Cool. 472 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,903 Squeeze in, squeeze in. Plenty of space. Alright... 473 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,279 What floor is it again? 474 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,949 Sorry about Mike. 475 00:18:38,074 --> 00:18:39,532 He... got doored this morning, so... 476 00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:41,408 bonked his head pretty good. 477 00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:43,078 He's still working? 478 00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:45,122 With a head injury? 479 00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:48,250 - Well, you know... - Is that an OHSA violation? 480 00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:50,294 No, no, no, no. He's, uh, he's built good. 481 00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:52,628 He has a strong head, so he's... yeah, he's good. 482 00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:54,465 He was bad, but he's... he's good. 483 00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:58,803 Do you smell pepperoni? Is there... 484 00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:01,387 some food in these bins somewhere? 485 00:19:01,388 --> 00:19:02,763 Smells like a Polish sausage, yeah? 486 00:19:02,764 --> 00:19:03,934 It does. 487 00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:07,894 Alright, ladies, I'll meet you back up here. 488 00:19:07,895 --> 00:19:09,481 I gotta get-- I forgot something downstairs. 489 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,442 Fuck... 490 00:19:16,737 --> 00:19:18,823 Oh, babe... 491 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,951 Who is the captain now? Eh?! 492 00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:25,788 Hey, Ricardo, we're not going to go to [indistinct]. 493 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,293 When you fuckin' with me, you fuckin' with the best. 494 00:19:32,294 --> 00:19:33,587 Hey, ladies. 495 00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:35,754 Come with me, join me in the car, ladies! 496 00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:37,840 Ferrari... 497 00:19:37,841 --> 00:19:39,511 Lamborghini... 498 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,803 Spaceship! Let's start it. 499 00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:46,641 Wow... 500 00:19:46,642 --> 00:19:48,144 Like a tiger. 501 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,315 You know, and it still... 502 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:54,816 What the fuck? 503 00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:56,860 What the fuck is that? 504 00:19:58,362 --> 00:19:59,697 Everett! 505 00:19:59,822 --> 00:20:02,531 Fuck... 506 00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:03,866 Everett? 507 00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:06,161 I'll come to you, I'll come to you. 508 00:20:06,162 --> 00:20:07,703 I, I... 509 00:20:07,704 --> 00:20:09,039 What? 510 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,833 What the fuck is that? 511 00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:15,127 They said construction would leave a scent, but, fuck... 512 00:20:15,128 --> 00:20:17,004 Yeah, it's probably like a vent or something. 513 00:20:17,005 --> 00:20:18,548 Yeah, it's probably construction. 514 00:20:18,549 --> 00:20:20,174 Upstairs, different coloured bins were stacked together, 515 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,301 put in the wrong sections. 516 00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:24,511 So a bunch of the cubicles will need a re-do. 517 00:20:24,512 --> 00:20:26,058 That's on us. No problem. Our bad. 518 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,307 - Alright. - We're on it, done. 519 00:20:27,308 --> 00:20:28,474 Guys, we're not done. 520 00:20:28,475 --> 00:20:30,059 What do you mean, we're not done? 521 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:31,228 Man, fuck the bitching! 522 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:33,062 You guys put 50 bins in the wrong place! 523 00:20:33,063 --> 00:20:34,566 Y'all did this to y'all. 524 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,357 Yo, Everett. I don't feel too good. 525 00:20:36,358 --> 00:20:38,318 I don't think that lunch meat was halal. 526 00:20:38,319 --> 00:20:40,028 This guy's not serious, man. 527 00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:41,154 Bro, I'm serious. 528 00:20:41,155 --> 00:20:42,739 No, I gotta go home. 529 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,699 Cloudy's runnin' up my VR. That's another 100. 530 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,578 This is ridiculous now. - Come on, let's get serious. 531 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,369 Where the fuck is my bike, Eric? 532 00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:49,663 Mike, it's Everett. What? 533 00:20:49,664 --> 00:20:51,748 - Everett, Eric. - The fuck is my bike? 534 00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:53,083 Fuck, you're fuckin' me up, Mike. 535 00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:54,416 I'm Eric. 536 00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:55,710 Uh, I thought there was one. 537 00:20:55,711 --> 00:20:57,420 Eric, Eric, did I say Bismillah? 538 00:20:57,421 --> 00:20:58,879 Before I ate the hot dog? 539 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,092 Let's get serious, come on! Fuck that bike, man. 540 00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:02,760 Listen, we got one more hour. 541 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:08,597 Strap off, alright. 542 00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:10,558 So, you can't tell me anything about this contract tonight? 543 00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:11,601 I said we'll do coffee. 544 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,105 - You smoke? - Oh my God. 545 00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:17,191 Goodnight, thank you. 546 00:21:18,609 --> 00:21:19,733 Nigga! Mike! 547 00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:21,236 That's my bike, that's my bike! 548 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,951 That's my bike! Mike, not a good look! 549 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,908 Not a good look in front of the client! 550 00:21:27,909 --> 00:21:29,202 He's fucking crazy, man! 551 00:21:29,203 --> 00:21:30,789 This fucking idiot! What is his problem? 552 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,789 Alright, alright! Alright, alright! 553 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,039 Everybody good? Everybody calm? 554 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,041 - Fuckin' cool. - Oh, that's not even my bike. 555 00:21:36,042 --> 00:21:37,585 Where the fuck is my bike? 556 00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:39,378 Mike, Mike, it's in the van, probably. 557 00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:40,630 - What? - It's in the van. 558 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:46,471 Where the fuck is the van...? 559 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:47,888 Mike... 560 00:21:51,851 --> 00:21:53,645 Shazam. 561 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,647 Such a pleasure, Denise. 562 00:21:56,772 --> 00:21:57,941 Fuck... 563 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,483 Everett... the van is gone. 564 00:22:01,484 --> 00:22:02,943 What do you mean, the van's gone? 565 00:22:02,944 --> 00:22:03,989 It's gone. 566 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,657 - Where'd you put it? - It disappeared. 567 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,658 - Put it in a tow zone. - I don't know. 568 00:22:07,783 --> 00:22:10,242 Brother, did you say the van is gone? 569 00:22:10,243 --> 00:22:12,244 Fine. I'll drive some of your guys. 570 00:22:12,245 --> 00:22:14,748 Mike, Mike, you're with me. Mike, come, come on. 571 00:22:14,749 --> 00:22:16,335 Oh, I'ma-- fuck, I'ma throw up. 572 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,626 Call the city. 573 00:22:18,794 --> 00:22:20,004 Oh my God! 574 00:22:20,129 --> 00:22:22,422 What?! 575 00:22:22,423 --> 00:22:25,008 Stop, stop! 576 00:22:25,009 --> 00:22:26,675 Auzubillah minashaitan nirajeem. 577 00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:29,511 - Hassan! - That was not halal. 578 00:22:29,512 --> 00:22:31,099 Whatever you guys gave me, that... 579 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,185 My bad. 580 00:22:42,651 --> 00:22:44,653 This guy's crazy, bro! 581 00:22:55,956 --> 00:22:58,125 Yo Eric, you need a trim, styll! 582 00:23:25,361 --> 00:23:27,363 He's crazy! This guy's crazy! 583 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:34,412 Bros, look at my aunty's wall, bro! 584 00:23:37,706 --> 00:23:38,915 Get out, bro!